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Yep, Another Running Hazard

Headlamps.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Mike - January 31, 2017 at 12:54

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The Latest Running Hazard

Potatoes.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Mike - January 26, 2017 at 10:03

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One More Thing to Worry About While Running

Sea lettuce.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Mike - January 12, 2017 at 09:57

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Two More Things to Avoid While Running

1) Monitor lizards.

2) Woodchucks.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Mike - September 21, 2016 at 10:34

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Don’t Bust My Balls

There are literally hundreds of things that could go wrong during your road race, but this runner in Belgium found what might possibly be the worst one.

Somehow he continues on. If it had been me, there would have been video of several more minutes of whimpering while curled into the fetal position.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Mike - July 19, 2016 at 11:23

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Three More Things to Worry About While Running

1. Bees.

2. Drones.

3. And bears, leading to this Shakespearean-themed headline. Here’s a bit of an explanation, if you’re not super-familiar with the Bard.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Mike - June 27, 2016 at 09:48

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If You Must Get Hit By a Car, Make Sure a Celebrity Is Driving

Singer David Crosby will pay a $3 million settlement to a jogger he hit in March 2015 with his Tesla.

Jose Luquin suffered broken bones and a kidney injury in the accident. Crosby claimed the sun was in his eyes and he never saw Luquin, who was jogging with traffic instead of facing it. The police never gave Crosby a sobriety test.

Running Is Funny has exclusively obtained Crosby’s narrative of what happened that fateful evening:

It was one of those nights when you drive
Right by your own street and you wonder who’s running

…And the distance between me and my pavement
Seemed to get a hundred yards long

…I keep on tryin’ to tune in, tune in on the radio
Trying to tune me out of my trance

…At least a car goes where you steer it
Sometimes that’s the only thing it does

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Mike - June 22, 2016 at 11:45

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