What Do You Do With an Elephant With Three Balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
That old joke came to mind after I put up yesterday’s post about elephants running and then came across this story about Rhino Boy. You may have seen Chris Green or one of his colleagues running marathons dressed as a rhinoceros to benefit Save The Rhino.
This year, Chris will be running the New York City Marathon in full rhino gear, so cheer him on with your worst “horny” jokes.
Categories: Outpost of the Odd Tags: chris green, costumes, new york city marathon, rhino, running in costume
The Running Food Chain
In the last Carnival of Running, I highlighted the “battle of wills” between London Telegraph sports editor David Bond and a giant pink nurse during the running of the London Marathon.
Now we have the other side of the story, though we learn that the giant pink nurse was blissfully unaware of her duel in the sun with Bond. Instead, she was deep in competitive battle with a large rhino.
“I thought there’s no way I’m going to be beaten by a rhino so that got me going again.”
No word from the rhino yet, but no doubt he was striving to stay ahead of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Categories: Outpost of the Odd Tags: costumes, giant nurse, london marathon, rhino
