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No Mulligans in Marathons

The Golf Blogger had his dog-walking interrupted by the Cleveland Marathon and had this to say:

Marathon running as a spectator sport can’t be as exciting as the cheering people on the sidewalks make it out to be. It exceeds golf as the most boring spectator sport. At least, the spectator of a golf match can walk along and see the entire match and doesn’t have to run along for 26.2 miles. What is the attraction? There are very few crashes, as in auto racing, the fans of which lust for conflagrations on the track. But the fans were out there, many yelling, generically, as it were, “Go, runners!” What kind of cheer is that? At least, they could be more personal, “Go, Runner Five Thousand Six Hundred and Thirty-Seven, Go!” or “Run your ass off, Steve!” There must be at least one runner named Steve in the group.

I admit that seeing crashes in marathons would be pretty cool (although, like auto racers, runners do “hit the wall.” Ha-ha-ha! I kill myself). But Golf Blogger has got to be kidding me. There are a million reasons why watching marathons is WAY more interesting than watching golf. Here’s just one.

This is a photo of a marathoner:

And this is a photo of a golfer:

I rest my case.

Today’s training update: 5k time = 26:10.