Posts Tagged ‘for the love of ray j’

Lava Is Melting My Statcounter

My traffic quadrupled this week and, as usual, the reason is cheesecake.

Apparently, rumors are flying across the InterTubes that Taneish Simpson (aka “Lava” from the VH1 reality series For the Love of Ray J) is pregnant with the child of world record sprinter Usain Bolt.

The undying international search for photos of Ms. Simpson invariably leads them to this Running Is Funny post, where I posted the news (?) of LavaBolt’s relationship.

So, because I have no pride, scruples or standards, I’ve placed another photo of Lava to accompany this story. Here’s a shout-out to you, Croatia and Turkey!

Usain Bolt Likes Fast Women

Eager to join the ranks of celebrity athletes who are calamities waiting to happen, world record sprinter Usain Bolt is reportedly dating Taneish Simpson, best known (?) as Lava from the VH1 reality series, For the Love of Ray J.

Bolt’s publicist refused to comment on the story, but Simpson provides periodic blurbs on her Twitter account. I wonder what he sees in her…

…perhaps it’s their mutual interest in high fashion…

…although I have to admit in this age of combining the names of celebrity couples (Brangelina, TomKat) you can’t do much better than LavaBolt.