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Friday Five: New Terms for Getting Outkicked at the Finish

We all know getting “chicked” is when a woman sprints past you at the finish, and “geezered” is when an old dude does it. But why be so limiting? LOTS of different people run me down, and I don’t want to discriminate:

1) Blimped. You’re beaten by someone over 250 pounds.

2) ‘Stumed. You’re beaten by someone wearing a costume.

3) Prammed. You’re beaten by someone pushing a stroller.

4) Tweened. You’re beaten by someone 12 years of age or younger.

5) TNTed. You’re beaten by someone in full Team In Training gear.