You Cannot Beat the Freeze, Bro


UPDATE: already trying to unmask The Freeze.

2nd UPDATE: The Freeze dusts another bro despite stumbling at the start.

3rd UPDATE: The Freeze unmasked! Apparently it’s Nigel Talton, who was a pretty good collegiate runner and had a GoFundMe page in an effort to get to the Rio Olympics in 2016. Now he’s more famous than anyone who actually went.