Chaffree Needs Rewrite

Because of my worldwide reputation as reviewer of running underwear, I often receive press releases about such products. The latest was headlined:

Thigh Chafing Shorts For Men and Women

I don’t know if this was an unfortunate error or simply counter-intuitive marketing, because the last thing I need is shorts that chafe my thighs. Besides, I can get those anywhere.

As it turns out, Chaffree sells shorts that don’t chafe your thighs. Here are the men’s shorts:

I’m pretty sure there are no red arrows on the actual shorts. The women’s shorts don’t have them, but they do apparently require math.

If you really need something to eliminate thigh-chafing, wear what I wear.