Did You PR or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
After yesterday’s post about the Whizzinator, I thought I was through with phallic contraptions that runners slide beneath their shorts, but then an alert reader made me aware of an old blog post on Go, Tracy, Go! about the Simple Hydration water bottle.
It is designed to hang on your belt or waistband. Here’s a photo:
And while some people are creative with placement…
…it seems like you are supposed to nestle it in your butt crack.
I’m tempted to team this water bottle with my RUEZ underwear. Should get me to the finish line a few inches ahead of everyone else.