Walking Dead Become Walking Wounded
It was a big day for zombies. The New York Times ran a feature article on zombie races, the River Zombies 5K is offering $200 for a race logo, and the Denver Zombie Run was featured on the local news.
Alas, the latter story was actually about some tool runners who thought it was acceptable to body block female zombies out of their way. Here’s the story.
Note to the stupid: Those people are not actually zombies. But if you keep slugging them, they might really tear you limb from limb.