Here’s an argument for upgrading your running apparel from the Flathead County sheriff’s office in Montana:

Sunday 1/6/2013

10:06 a.m. Someone complained that a transient was lurking around near the community college. The transient was actually a jogger who had stopped to stretch.

Here we have an artist’s rendering of the suspect in action:

It is believed he may have been training for the Hobo Run.

By the way, it’s probably wise to give Flathead County a wide berth. Here are a few other stories from the police blotter:

4:48 p.m. Someone called 911 to report that a vehicle covered in inflated condoms was driving in a reckless fashion down Highway 2 East in Evergreen.

6:13 p.m. Someone driving through the Columbia Falls area unintentionally ran over a sheep.

9:08 p.m. Reportedly, a man with a scraggly beard was spotted three times in the past two days by a Somers Road resident.

10:24 p.m. A Hungry Horse man reported that he could not physically detach his drunken girlfriend from himself. He also reported that she had assaulted him twice that night.