Sh!t Non-Runners Say

Just about everyone has come across one form or another of “Sh!t Runners Say.” There are a dozen versions on Twitter and we’ve highlighted a marathoner YouTube contribution in the past.

I’ve only just found this, however. It’s “Stuff people who don’t run say.” Choose your favorite line.

My favorite was: “So it wasn’t a real IronMan, it was just a half?”