Must Have Been a Gallow-Toddler

Thames Valley Police are on the lookout for a white 5′ 10″ female jogger in her early 30s for an alleged assault. They explain:

At about 11.15am on Monday 26 November, the 39-year-old man was walking with his three-year-old son on Kidmore Road, Caversham. As they got to the junction with Hunters Chase, a jogger came up behind them and became frustrated that she could not get past them.

She pushed over the boy then assaulted the man when he challenged what she had done by kicking and punching him.

Neither the three-year-old or his dad were injured in the assault.

While there is probably more to this story, I’m pretty sure bowling over an infant is frowned upon in running circles.