Cute or Creepy?

They will be holding a ‘Stache Dash 5k next week in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, and while the press release offers little description, I assume it is similar to ‘Stache Dashes held elsewhere in the country. Like the one in Tempe, Arizona:

If you can grow your own ’stache, you’re one step ahead of the game, my friend. You gotta sport one for the ‘Stache Dash, a 5k jaunt around Tempe Town Lake. Can’t grow one? Don’t wanna? It’s chill. You can glue one on, paint one on (or have our race day artist extraordinnaire paint it on for ya!), whatever strikes your fancy. And while you’re at it, throw on those short shorts, aviators, and tubesocks and fluff up that big hair. We don’t require retro attire, but we strongly encourage it. In fact, we’ll even give you an award if you have the most fly outfit and the baddest ’stache. Police uniform – now we’re talkin’. Sweatbands and retro sneaks = extra credit, you overachiever.

Bitchin’! But what lured me to notice the SF event was this accompanying photo of a dog, or statue of a dog:

Adorable little puppy, or the Satanic pet of Mr. Peanut and Mr. Monopoly? I didn’t even know those guys were a same-sex couple.