News Flash! Pippa Middleton Has a Rear End

I didn’t follow the royal wedding (shocking, I know), so I wasn’t aware of the rampant hysteria surrounding Pippa Middleton’s derriere until I came across OK! Magazine‘s article this morning, headlined “Pippa Middleton goes for a run in West London and distracts other runners with her bum.” Apparently there are websites and Twitter accounts devoted to it.

Judging by the way she is photographed, even when she goes for a run, it opens a whole new possibility for race photos you won’t purchase. As bad as you might look and feel at the finish line, imagine if the race photographer took three snaps of your backside for every one of your face.