Pikermi Mucho

I don’t hang with the cool kids, so it came as a surprise to me to learn that some of them are calling the half-marathon the “pikermi” (pronounced “pee-KER-mee”). Of course, they have a web site and sell t-shirts. Their slogan is, “Because 13.1 miles should not be considered half of anything!”

What does pikermi mean? Well, Pikermi is small Greek town about 13.1 miles from Marathon on the road to Athens. What is it known for? Well, uh, nothing really except being halfway between Marathon and Athens.

Doesn’t that defeat the purpose? Besides, if Pheidippides had stumbled into Pikermi crying “Nενικήκαμεν!” the Pikermites would have said, “Thanks for the news, but you’ve got another 13.1 to go, dude.”

I think we should adapt one of Nitmos’ suggestions: the triskaidekathon. Now that’s Greek to me!

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