Friday Five: Items for the Clif Bar Apparel Line

Clif Bar and Company, the makers of some of your favorite fitness foods, are expanding their operations to include women’s athletic apparel. To aid them in this endeavor, Running Is Funny presents five clothing items that are a perfect fit for Clif Bar:

1) The Clif Bra. It’s 70% organic, just like you.

2) Clif Shorts. Their “semi-liquid form shines when you’re working hard.”

3) Clif Soks. They keep your protein centers wrapped in a protective shell.

4) LunaTicks. A sports watch that will feed your soul and lift your spirits.

5) Mojo Head-to-Toe. The entire Clif ensemble, which will make you feel like you’ve been dipped in a tasty layer of creamy vanilla, decadent cocoa or smooth peanut butter.

Then you can drive to the race in this.