Lava Is Melting My Statcounter

My traffic quadrupled this week and, as usual, the reason is cheesecake.

Apparently, rumors are flying across the InterTubes that Taneish Simpson (aka “Lava” from the VH1 reality series For the Love of Ray J) is pregnant with the child of world record sprinter Usain Bolt.

The undying international search for photos of Ms. Simpson invariably leads them to this Running Is Funny post, where I posted the news (?) of LavaBolt’s relationship.

So, because I have no pride, scruples or standards, I’ve placed another photo of Lava to accompany this story. Here’s a shout-out to you, Croatia and Turkey!