Friday Five: Inappropriate Things to Wear to a Race
1) Crotchless running shorts
2) Your hilarious terrorist costume
3) Your “Become a polygamist - Ask me how!” button
4) A Confederate battle flag singlet
5) Your shirt with the slogan, “Methamphetamines: They’re not just for breakfast anymore.”
An ultimate dare would be seeing if someone could make it all the way to their destination (via airplane) wearing that bomb shirt. Being in a body bag at your destination doesn’t count either.
The “TNT” on the dynamite is very authentic.
So if crotchless running shorts are out, I’m guessing my ball gag’s probably not a good idea?
LOL – you wouldn’t want to fly with that T-shirt on either!