Friday Five: Signs You Should Cut Your Long Run Short

1) Buzzards are flying lazy circles overhead.

2) Your salt stains are so thick and white you look like Lot’s wife.

3) After you make the turn for home, you wonder “What’s that lying in the road?” and it’s your tibia.

4) You keep singing the Pata Pata song aloud, even though you don’t understand a single lyric.

5) The plot of “Lost” begins to make sense to you.

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