Hurdler Jana Rawlinson Gives Her Puppies Up for Adoption
Running Is Funny has a proud tradition of always being on the cutting edge of the latest boob news, so it should come as no surprise that RIF first brought you the details of Australian hurdler Jana Rawlinson’s new hooters back in June.
Alas, Rawlinson had second thoughts, and feared her winnebagos might adversely affect her performance at the 2012 Olympics, so she had her implants removed, so as not to “short-change Australia.”
“Yep, I’m back to being flat as a pancake, so I need all the help I can get,” she told Woman’s Day.
That’s bad news for Australian men, but good news for this guy.
I actually saw Flapjack after the race. He was there cheering the rest of us flatties in.
I think he only ran the 5K (Eugene Marathon)
So small boobs make for faster running, huh? Somehow I have failed to prove this theory again and again.
I’m not certain that she had them removed, however. I’m thinking that a dingo might’ve eaten ‘em.