Fend Off Attack and Lose Unsightly Arm Flab!
Ladies, want to carry pepper spray but find it interferes with your training? Combine the two with Hot Walkers from Rose Guardian:
Great news for walkers and joggers that are looking for a personal defense spray that won’t slow them down and can be integrated into their workout! The unique and versatile Hot Walkers are one-pound walking weights with foam-covered hand grips for comfort and elastic hand straps for support. One weight has a built in self defense OC Pepper spray unit, The 12 gram spray unit has an effective range up to 10 feet. Each set of Hot Walkers includes a free refill unit.
They come in a variety of colors, including pink, so they won’t clash with your outfit. If that won’t do, the company also has stun guns that look like cosmetics or cell phones, as well as the Heart Attack keychain.
Coming soon: jewelry that doubles as shuriken, Greek fire hidden in small flowerpots, and stilettos concealed in stilettos.
Try wearing wearable weights like “Body Togs” anatomically designed weighted sleeves worn on your arms & legs under your clothes. Put them on in the morning and you literally forget you have them on while increasing your calorie burn, muscle tone & bone density! Weighted vests work great too!
Schweet!! Now I can finally stop running with that baseball bat and that machete!
Where do I order the Greek fire flowerpot? That’s a must have for every psychotic home.