Raising the Olympic Flag

Innocent lad that I am, when I first heard of the campaign to turn Pole Dancing into an Olympic sport, I was all for it. I thought if you searched the Internet for a Pole Dancing video, you’d get something like this:

Of course, other ethnicities would probably want equal time, so you would have to bestow Olympic status on the games of Chinese Checkers, Russian Roulette, Australian Rodeo, Dutch Oven, Brazilian Wax, Burma Shave, Thai Dye, Mongolian Barbecue and Turkish Delight.

Alas, they have something else in mind.