Next Stop: Olympic Glory!
This came out of nowhere but I just don’t see how I can pass it up: the first annual “Battle of the Ages” Pacific Association Summer All Comers Series. It’s a track and field meet for the hoi polloi – or maybe the equivalent of the old carnival sideshow where they get the rubes to try to go one round with the Midway Mangler. It’s also age-graded. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be equally graded for slowness.
I can’t believe it has free admission, since events include the turbo javelin and the pole vault. What kind of liability waiver is required before you let any schmo off the street enter the pole vault or throw an assegai? It has to be comedy gold.
I’m sure to embarrass myself no matter which event I enter, so I might as well go for the 3000 meters so I get the most spotlight time for my $5. If I’m very lucky, all the other old men will be watching the NBA draft in air-conditioned comfort while I’m all alone out there running laps in 85 degree heat. I’ll give you the race report tomorrow.
Speaking of 85 degree heat, I did my speedwork in just such temperature yesterday morning, but it went pretty well.
Intervals: 8 x 400 meters
Goal pace: sub 1:41
Lap 1: 1:39.53
Lap 2: 1:37.16
Lap 3: 1:36.14
Lap 4: 1:40.00
Lap 5: 1:39.60
Lap 6: 1:43.62 FAIL
Lap 7: 1:42.14 FAIL
Lap 8: 1:40.72
Average: 1:39.86
Total distance: 5 miles
I hope you kicked ass rather than melted into the track. :)
Why not compete in all the events and say you completed a quatuordecathlon? It’d only be $70 … I hope your 3-K went well. Cheers!
I’m with Viper on this one – do all the events. Might as well get the most you can out of your $5. It would be like that old Disney movie, “The World’s Greatest Athlete” That guy finished running a race and immediately then ran down and long jumped, then ran over and threw the javelin, etc. etc.
Of course, that jungle boy won all his events…