“I’d Imagine They’d Be Quite Firm”

Australian hurdler Jana Rawlinson will be putting to the test the crucial question of whether breast implants slow you down. The two-time 400 meter world champion appeared recently at a press conference sporting two new accoutrements.

Her manager says she’s embarrassed by the attention, but other female runners said it shouldn’t affect her performance on the track.

“I’d imagine they’d be quite firm,” said former Olympic silver medal sprinter Raelene Boyle.

Of course, as Running Is Funny has detailed before, there are pitfalls to running with generous endowments.

The Australian press was happy to provide us with a series of before and after photos.