Foxy Lady

A runner in Arizona was attacked and bitten by a fox. While removing it from her foot, it latched onto her arm and wouldn’t let go, so she ran a mile back to her car, detached it and threw it in the trunk, then drove to the sheriff’s office, where the fox also bit an animal control officer.

So the entire running community has one question: What was her time in that mile? Since we’ll try anything, you may see a lot of runners in your next race with small woodland creatures attached to their arms.

I’ve already pitched it to Brooks, Nike and Garmin as an apparel accessory.